Panic when people talk to you in Japanese!
Get over this, self. Seriously, you're making us look like an idiot. It actually wasn't as bad as it could have been. I understand most of what's being said in shops (Thanks, Situational, Functional Japanese!) The problem arises when I have to respond. Usually looking terrified helps, but I've been trying to make an effort to actually use my words. Today I told someone that I was not French and I asked for crepes. And said that Brit was my younger sister. Hooray, "~~~desu"!
On the train, Brit and I got separated and had to sit across from each other. The man I sat next to was twitchy and coughing a lot and every time I looked at Brit, she had this stupid, "I'm holding in a giggle fit" face. Apparently, the kid on the other side of 'sick man' was making the same face whenever 'sick man' had a hacking fit. I was afraid he was going to die, but thought I was pulling off a pokerface pretty well. I guess not. She said we both looked super pissed. Good job, bitchface. Making me look annoyed when I'm actually concerned.
I attempted to imitate my concerned face and take a photo of it to prove to myself that it wasn't my bitchface and Brit was just wrong. She was not. My face is super bitchy when I surreptitiously look to my right. Good to know. It's probably true for my left, too.
See. Kind of bitchy. >>

Aww, buddy. I'm sorry I threw you under the bus in pursuit of cute skirts. :c
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