Or, "Adventures in paranoia and rage"
I'm mildly concerned about my placement request as it is now February 15th, and I have heard nothing beyond, "Hey, look! You're Certificates of Eligibility showed up early. You can't use them yet. Look how awesome we are!"
And now I'm terrified that there won't be a placement because this happened to the last batch of people who applied and it would be just my luck.
I'm also afraid that maybe no one wants to hire me because of some untold reason and I will die alone in my grandmother's house as my cat gets angry that she hasn't been fed yet.
This is fast becoming the most pessimistic, depressing blog ever.
I need to fix this.